Thursday, April 3, 2008

Shamelessly pilfered from another blog

It is clearly time for Hillary to admit defeat. This new wave of hope is just too overwhelming for any one woman to withstand. She needs to not only move out of his way but really should start throwing out rosebuds before his beautiful little feet. Obama has arrived! This is what the people clearly want. Forget all those big populous states that she won by large margins. We are in the midst of a movement! This needs to be done. It is only right.

Now, the only problem I see in the near future is this: How do we get John McCain to do the same thing? Obviously those record numbers have not turned out to support him. Is he not standing in the way of history himself? Why is all the pressure on her? If Hillary can bow out gracefully by next week at this time we could save Pennsylvania and all those other states the trouble of running their elections. So, that gets us to the end of April. Then, if McCain would be kind enough to step aside by, let's say, May 15th the Republicans could save all the money and time they would have put into their June convention, we wouldn't need a democrat convention in August and GODDAMN!! THIS time around we would have our winner by election night in November! No more swing states to worry about and screw the Supreme Court! Michelle could start nudging Laura out the door right after the X-mas festivities and they could hit the ground rolling.

That's CHANGE!

3 comments:

MR LAYTOM or MR GANZ said...

If you have the nomination wrapped up like "JOHN MCCLAINE" all you need to do is go back to Washington DC and help your state. Obama and Clinton need not to sit this one out and Hilary needs to fight like her favorite movie character "ROCKY" did.

The Chief said...

OK - THANK GOD HE'S BACK!!!!!!!!!!! CRAZY FATHER O'MALLEY, WE'VE MISSED YOU!!!!!

...And I never thought of that - if he wins the presidency in the fall, you think he might say, "Yippee-Ki-Ya, Mother-F**ker!?"

Elgarf said...

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